Openreach's provisioning system is down nationwide! 🇬🇧

Hey all,

Just a quick update. You can’t sign up to Cuckoo atm because Openreach’s API is down. This is affecting every broadband company in the country. We’ll update this chain when this is fixed and wit hsome stupid gifs in the meantime.

One question, any guesses as to what might have caused this? :sweat_smile:

Cheers,
Alex

Openreach HQ atm…

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All the people transferring to Cuckoo in there flocks of hundreds is causing system crashes everywhere.

What can we say…other than Welcome Aboard !!! EVENTUALLY.

Everyone remain calm! The Christmas elf in Openreach HQ has been at work and its all back to normal…

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This is now cleared and sorted out - we poked Openreach to wake up and stop drinking so much baileys.

Ho ho ho… merrrrry orderplacingmas! (Doesn’t have the same ring to it… really.)

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Are you sure that wasnt just @tommy Breaking things but dressing up as santa to try and conceal his identity.

Openreach are good at keeping there network and systems running.

:wink:

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